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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sadie_black_sr
| | A pretty young woman sits contemplating her next move. | | Divinatory Meanings: This is a card of extremely positive energy, both intellectual, social, and monetary. If this card is drawn, all the subject's dreams will come true. | | Reversed: Death, destruction, target of Death Missles, doom, poverty, virginity, singlehood, liars in your kidst, seclusion, depression, lonliness. | | Astrological Signs: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius |
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 | sadie_black_sr
User Number: 16101639
Date Created:7/15/2008
Number of Posts: 90
| | Sadie (known by her alias Colleen) is the badass wife of Sirius Black, mother of his child, and hardcore Goddess of All Worlds Both Terrestrial and Extra-Terrestrial. | | Strengths: Flirty, fun, outgoing, smart, brave, strong. | | Weaknesses: Bitchy, a little awkward, nerdy. | | Special Skills: Goddess of All, metamorphmagus, writer, artist, actress. | | Weapons: Heat-vision, Death Missle of Doom Arsenal | | Allies: The Reviews Lounge, Ireland, Tatsuya Fujiwara, Your Mom |
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Siriusly, PLEASE comment/rate/watch my webisodes!! I'm desperate!!!! It would mean the world to me!!!
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I has me a boyfriend now. Cody and I made it official tonight(see my FB). He will henceforth be known as my God Consort.
So, raise a glass in toast to my singlehood, and tell it to stay the hell away this time! Mazletov to me!!
Mischief Managed (for now!)
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ROFLMFAO. I <3 Cyanide & Happiness...
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The date with Cody actrually went okay. He's a nice guy and if he asked me out again, I think I'd go. Nothing in the way of romance happened, though, We both stuck to small talk for the most part. He is certainly different from my exes. That's a good thing.
I learned something that's really diturbing, though, and it totally mortified me. Apparently, there's a girl on campus named Katie Yates. A freshman who i dont know, and I'm afraid i may have unwittingly insulted her while drunk while not even knowing she existed. The story is: one of my exes, Brian, cheated on me with my cousin, who's name is Katherine Yates. They told me about it and it devestated me. Last fall, they got married out of the blue, and when i was told this, i went nuts. I had a fit and drank a fair bit before dinner. Apparently, i went to dinner that night wasted and said a lot of terrible things and now half the school hates me because they all think I'd been insulting this freshman girl. Cody, who is friends with her, told me this.
Go figure, she's dating a Brian too, and this Brian i do hate legitimatley, but that's another whole story entirely. Apparently, she thinks i was talking about her and her Brian. (I guess I just don't have luck with the Brians of this world). My life just cannot be simple, can it?
I dont know this girl at all, and I'm pretty sure whoever she is, she hates me. I really wish she could know the whole story. I don't judge people before I know them because it has happened so often to me, so why would I flat out insult strangers? That's not even tolerable!! WTF?!? I feel terrible. This DOES explain a hell of a lot, however. Why certain people give me occasional 'Looks of Death.'
Oy vey, me and my big yap. I really need to learn to shut up and keep my drinking habits in private.
At least the DATE went okay....oh well.
Mischief Managed (for now)!
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I'm going out today with a guy who's so hopelessly in love with me, but I only like him as a friend. Why did i agree to this date? Because I'm a whore. His name's Cody, and he's been asking friends (particularily Billijean) about me for weeks now. Cody's a freshman here on campus, and he's almost two years younger than me, so I kinda feel like I'm robbing the cradle. Usually, my men of choice are older than me by at least a year (its not necessarily a preference, its just evolved that way). Damn me. He, according to a FB note he sent B-jean, he 'cannot imagine himself worthy of such a woman,' and he thinks of me, 'constantly and cannot stop.'
Whoa, no one's ever thought of me in that way before, not even my exes. The kid worships the ground i spit on. It's actually both flattering and damn awkward at the same time, especially because I'm both Sirius Black's baby-mama and Huffie's devouted husba-wife. ;) But i agreed to the date, I guess, because I'm bored, and yeah, that sounds really slutty. My Dad, sister, and B-jean all think i should give him a chance. He's not cute, overweight, REALLY shy, but then again, who am I to judge a book by the cover? So, i figure one date won't hurt, and if nothing else, I get free food out of it.
He's not a bad kid at all, it's just he's awkward,and if he has his hooks in ME he obviously hasn't been out enough to see how many sexier girls there are on campus. Awkward is the perfect word in every way. But, everyone deserves a chance, and i will give him his. Who knows? Maybe he'll sweep me off my feet....?
LOL, everyone's about ready to kill me who's reading this, for what I've said and for my apparent lack of grammar at 10 in the morning (gimme a break I just got up!)
I'll letcha know how it goes. I have the feeling it's not going to evolve very far beyond a first date. I also have the sneaky suspicion that if we were to go all the way, I'd be his first. Um, yeah. So, again, we'll see.
BTW: Huffie, Sorry for cheating on you. Please find it within your huge heart to forgive your husbawife for her affair! ;)
Mischief Managed (for now!)
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Well, not much has happened yet today, but some of the most epic pranks I've EVER seen/done include:
~ In high school, a few seniors took off the tires of the principal's car and replaced them with wagon tires.
~ I once made exlax brownies for my entire French class, and they still haven't figured out why the entire class except for me had diarrhea that afternoon.
~ My friends and I stole the high school mascot's costume and bought a similar costume to the leperchaun one a rival high school had, and then two of us dressed up and started 'making out' and 'grinding' outside the Main Entrance to our high school. We made the front page of the school paper that month.
~ Once, downtown, three people dressed as Monty Python Knights were galloping around the square, coconuts and all.
~ I spoke an entire day in Frech and pissed people off ebcause i pretended not to know English at all.
~ I took a stuffed dog that looked like my little sister's rat-dog and ran over it with my car, my sister thought it was her real dog. That one's kinda mean, but i was 16.
~ We got a friend drunk and permanent-markered his face with penises, a Hitler-stache, and shaved off his eyebrows. He went to school on April 2nd looking like a turd.
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So this is an epilogue to last night's entry. Apparently, I am still in the favor of whatever pantheon of gods and goddesses look out for us.
Dad called this morning and said he could get me another car with identical parts to the LeSabre and i could have it for 500 dollars! That means i won't be uber poor!!! I am so happy right now i could go burn something out of joy!! Where to first?
Until i figure out a good place to arson-ate, drinks all around! Sadie's still in the world!!!
Mischief Managed (for now)!
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Okay, so I'm driving along in my automobile driving home from dropping B-jean and Chris off at the bus station...at 7 AM, and stupid me goes and misses a turn, drives over a ditch, bounces out of said ditch, nearly hits a telephone pole, and crushes the right front corner of my NEW vehicle. According to the guy who dropped me back at school, I was bouncing up and down the lawn before i finally caught the support wires for the nearly pole under my front fender, smashing it and my headlight, and stopped. I fail so hard. No wonder it took me three tries to get my license.
I just want to say first off, AAA is a goddess-send, because i got free towing for 100 miles, and my home being under that limit, towing was free. I wish i could say the same for...well...everything else. I got ticketed and now have to pay a fine of prolly at least 100 smackers right there. Dad thinks damage cost isn't going to be extremely terrible, but still could be anywhere from 500-1500 dollahs. Ha, I'm going to be so broke I'll have to resort to selling my uber hot body on a street corner. Lucky Syracuse.
Anyway, i kind of laughed to myself when the guy who took me back to campus arrived. The guy was a hardcore redneck straight out of a Beverly Hillbillies rerun. A hunter with his Remmington right in the backseat of his red pickup, country radio blasting, pseudo-southern accent, and his making sexual double-entendre remarks the whole ride made me want to film this guy. No lie, faux-beaver pelts on the seats, lots of empty beer bottles, etc. A real life redneck....from OUTSIDE the family! Who knew they existed on Cayuga Lake? Really?
Anyway, if those of you in Aussieland hear the bloodcurdling scream that would make a banshee cover her ears, that'd be me getting my car repair bill. At least it's still driviable, because if this car is totaled, my ass will be totalled right along with it.
Mischief Managed (for now)!
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